Sunday, February 27, 2005

Clients who retain me on the weekend typically want a companion for a get-away or a special weekend in the city. But this weekend I had two dates. Both are men that I’ve seen before, the gentleman Friday has a fetish he wants satisfied while Saturday was dinner, some music and then returning to his home.

Some links for those of us with not enough to do.

Christine sent me this link and asked if I feared the competition - Sad, Lonely? For a Good Time, Call Vivienne*

Seems that a company has developed a virtual girlfriend who you keep in touch with via your cell phone. Of course you pay for this. You can even send her virtual flowers and chocolates that you also pay for.

I guess they feel the there are a lot of LOSERS out there.

Hey House Husband did you see this?? Eating Breakfast May Do a Heart Good

Now be a good Daddy and make the little ones b-fast

Rappers and Bloggers: Separated at birth!

Does this mean I’ll need to get dubs on the Smart if I get one?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

it means you need to stop being such a waste of crap

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That comment must be from one of Vivienne's boy friends.

5:03 AM  
Blogger Garrison Steelle said...

I'm glad you explained how you found that link to Vivienne or else I'd worry about exactly how you found it. ;)

Sounds like a profitable and perhaps even reasonably enjoyable weekend.

All is well, I presume?


2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it hilarious that YOU call lonely men losers. Aren't they the source of your income? Very hypocritical of you. YOU are the loser for saying that.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

I was hoping someone would bring that up. Vivienne is a MACHINE, a frigging computer.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, the trolls catch up with MC Girl, how well, like, useless. Betcha he's a Yank too. But the Viv issue is an interesting one. Can she (and our troll) pass the Turing test? I mean Viv was built to do so, but it's probably not up to the standards of even a small dog, or rodent for that matter. Rodents have been found to be able to tell the difference between human dialects. I'm betting that without that toggle switch to tell them that, most Viv's & 'friends' would never manage to discover this. Advantage: Carbon based, blood and guts life forms.

And for Mr. Troll EAT This: []
It's probably all too good for the likes of you! BTW: They're coming to take you away, HA HA! (Quick, and they're outside right NOW!)--VJ

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Ms MCgirl -
Going to market in a few mintues, here in the hinterland; I really have to get beyond these peasant dishes.

BUT, tonight - roast a whole chicken. No, I guess bake; mashed white potatoes and a very heavy chicken gravy. The only twist will be collard greens. The balance of this household here will turn up their collective noses on the greens.

I like greens. In the spring, I can get a large grocery bag of beet greens for fifty centavos, US at the open air farmer's market. They cut the greens off before selling the beets.

That, and why? I am gonna make a basic white cake. I think I have been bewitched into gaining 10 pounds.

Now, what was on your table with the most recent evening meal?

Okay, and I will stay with my new persona of HH.

Take care, Dear
HH. OH, ya' HH stands for Hick in the Hinterland. HA

Did I type to you that I have a French Bulldog? Very last paragraph.

The Frenchie people do not discuss much about Grench prostitues keeping Frenchies as their favorite.

Light snow, very pretty.

Shit, I have to do laundry, dishes and vacuum. But I am now on the Board of Directors of the Slaibury Neighborhood Association. Ain't that sumpthin' as Bob Hope would say.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

French, not Grench. Hello

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, very bad typing. Sorry. HH

1:17 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

HH, those French Bull Dogs are cute!!

I miss the pugs.


2:26 PM  

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