Tuesday, July 08, 2008

A news item reports that Madonna has denied a romantic involvement with Alex Rodriguez. In a statement Madonna is quoted as saying, “I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez.” Not for attribution, she is reported to have commented to friends, “I maybe a lot of things, but I’m not a cradle robber so it must be that tart, Mercurial Girl, not the Material Girl.”

From an undisclosed location reported to be in Rouen FR, the mysterious Mercurial Girl icily dismissed the rumor as pure subterfuge, stating that she long ago swore off married men for all but the briefest recreational interludes, except when extravagantly compensated and now not even for that consideration. “...besides,” Mercurial Girl went on, “I have known several men who claimed to have A-class rods, only to be disappointed and not sorely so.” A wag in Mercurial Girl’s party was heard to remark, “That she was sure Mercurial Girl would come out of retirement for a mid-five figure, monthly retainer.” Upon hearing that remark, the briefest of smiles crossed Mercurial Girl’s face, before stating that she “…didn’t comment on idle speculation.”



Blogger Gillette said...

Hehehe...that was way fun...

11:18 PM  
Anonymous VJ said...

Na Gah Hap pen. Hopefully. At last not without 'further considerations' and 'lawyering up' like everyone else. Cheers & Good Luck, 'VJ'

5:50 AM  
Anonymous Phantom Man said...

That was very clever, Kim. :)

8:33 PM  

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